Wonder Years -97 Batch of RIT

Where's Everyone

A bit of update which I have :

Ashish Pal has become a Dad in February of a beautiful baby girl .He is so possessive that he doesn't let in any guy who has a kid boy.

Narendra has gained some weight (Finally) ...He now weighs in higher Fourties .....

Sankalp speaks fluent Mallu.

Shyam Singh is happily married in the UK , he now works from home .

Thakur goes for jogging daily in the Morning.

Sappal has retired from Cricket , he has joined the Osho cult.

Suraj's latest attempt to get laid has failed.

Mota bhai has started a business in US

Vivek Vikas has stopped dating multiple women at a time.

Rajeev Srivastav doesnt wear caps any more to hide his receding hairline.

Vimala has enrolled herself in another academic course in the US , her degrees put together stretch a few miles.

Prabhu is finally seeing a girl .

I have stopped drinking ...........Water.

More updates to follow ......

Goa

Blog Restored

There was some confussion regarding Login ID and Password of this Blog. It has been sorted out now. If you wish to contribute, send me a mail at amitrsingh@gmail.com and I'll let you know the login ID and Password.

Lets start the broken link again.

Goa

Hurrah !! New addition to RIT family

Sankalp and his Wife are blessed with a Baby Boy on 4th Dec.

He is temporarily christened as Junior (06 Batch)

On asking how he felt about it , he said " Feeling hasn't sunk in yet but feels satisfied "

Satisfied ?????

Any ways Job well done ... Keep up the good work (?????)

Events to watch out for !!

Baba's Wedding in Jan ... A full post will be dedicated to that !!

2006/07 will go down in 97 batch's history as year in which most of the guys lost their mind and freedom ....

~Goa

Man's 5 most feared question

I just came accross an interesting blog

Man's 5 most feared questions, asked by a woman, are;
1) What are you thinking about?
2) Do you love me?
3) Do I look fat?
4) Do you think she is prettier than me?
5) What would you do if I died?

As a public service, each question is analysed below along with possible responses.

Question 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I have been a bit pensive darling. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Nothing
b. Football
c. Jennifer Lopez
d. How fat you are
e. How would I spend the insurance money if you died

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg: "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you."

Question 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: "YES" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is necessary: "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh yeah, sh*t loads
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love
d. Does it matter
e. Who, me?

Question 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!!"

Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question 4: Do you think she is prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!!"

Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define "pretty"
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question 5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer of course is "Buy a Ferrari and a Yatch".)

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not? Don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurt look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't. She's left-handed.

WOMAN: ...Grrrrrr "SILENCE" rrrrrrrrrr...
MAN: Sh*t

~~Saurabh